if i were dating Jonathan Taylor Thomas and he cheated on me, I’d be mad, but I wouldn’t dump him, I’d just make him stop seeing the other guy.
As I was laying down on my towel trying to get rid of my cyclist tan, this little man ran from out of the sea towards me and lay on my belly to rest.just a random baby like that.
Head on my chest.
It was a cold, weird and cute experience.
I must be a baby whisperer.
what does a tree do when it wants to leave
GOD DAMMIT I RUINED THE WHOLE FUCKING JOKE IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ‘WHAT DOES A TREE DO WnHEN IT WANTS TO GO HOME’ I CANT EVEN TELL A JOKE RIGHT WOW THATS JUST PATHETIC
Somehow this version is funnier.